how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I have peed in a lot of sinks
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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