exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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