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yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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