And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
