You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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