She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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