wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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