so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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