And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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