if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You dont lie about slip and slides
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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