I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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