i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
