sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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