Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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