he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
zippers are such a cool invention
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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