i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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