He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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