That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the condom got lost in my hair
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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