remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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