ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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