actually, I'm a sock model
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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