My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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