Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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