Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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