yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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