with your own penis?
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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