Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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