Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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