Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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