it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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