that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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