its not stalking. its research.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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