would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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