I'll bet she douches with gravy.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Dignity is for republicans.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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