My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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