I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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