Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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