I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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