I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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