Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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