HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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