Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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