You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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