that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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