Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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