Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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