there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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