Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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