I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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