I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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