I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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