when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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