just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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