at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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