we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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