I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
we should paint friendship bongs
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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