he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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