so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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