She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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