Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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